What’s the craziest Christmas?

The holiday season is a great time for many great minds to unleash their creativity. But sometimes the rather thick line between creativity and downright madness gets swamped by huge leaps and bounds. This time I bring you some of the craziest and strangest gifts on the market, most of them intentional, but some are seriously marketed to improve your lifestyle. So get ready for some quirky, absurd and hilarious gifts this festive season. And if you decide to buy and gift one of these, go ahead, but don’t blame me for the consequences.

Note: All these products are chosen solely for their weird quotient and entertainment value. ixigo does not promote any of these merchandises.

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When revelry turns to holiday fun

Demon Head Dangle
 

I will continue with that comment…

Gruesome Grub Tin
Gruesome Grub Tin
 

A box full of milk chocolates shaped like worms, spiders and maggots. Gross but tasty! Great gift for kids.

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Spooky chocolates
Spooky chocolates
 

A chilling collection of Spooky Chocolates, created by design student Amrit Pal Singh. These seem to be inspired by Tim Burton’s “Nightmare Before Christmas,” along with gruesome descriptions of the ingredients that could lead to some creepy scares. Enjoy the yucky goofiness of Mummy Pie and Zombie Fudge or the sickly satisfying sniff when you bite into the Crunchy Bones Cocoa Wafers. Great for dressing up.

And also some political horrors

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De Sarah Palin Embryo Dangle
De Sarah Palin Embryo Dangle
 

Smooth away your crazy facial wrinkles with the..

Rejuvenique RJV10KIT face mask kit)
Rejuvenique RJV10KIT face mask kit)
 
Who wouldn't love amazing skin as soft as a baby's bottom this Christmas? Wearing this battery powered electric mask for 15 minutes a day for about 3-4 weeks will guarantee healthier and vibrant looking skin (or so the company claims, who currently appear to have a legal remedy for making such claims without some scientific evidence) ) But who cares for all that legal gibberish. Get one now! The best part is that it doubles as a Halloween mask too! Two applications for the price of one. Good deal, right?
Who wouldn’t love amazing skin as soft as a baby’s bottom this Christmas? Wearing this battery powered electric mask for 15 minutes a day for about 3-4 weeks will guarantee healthier and vibrant looking skin (or so the company claims, who currently appear to have a legal remedy for making such claims without some scientific evidence) ) But who cares for all that legal gibberish. Get one now! The best part is that it doubles as a Halloween mask too! Two applications for the price of one. Good deal, right?
 

Dog beer

No, seriously, it’s for dogs!

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Bowser Beer
Bowser Beer
 

Make this holiday special for your canine friend with Bowser Beer, a non-alcoholic and non-carbonated drink! Now you don’t have to worry about calling a cab for your dog every time he’s had a little too much to drink.

Speaking of beer…

Dual Purpose Drinkglazen
Dual Purpose Drinkglazen
 

An ingenious invention that is indispensable for the collection of any drinking enthusiast

In…

The wine bottle glass
The wine bottle glass
 

Unfortunately this one is a joke, but I still like the idea. This completely outrageous bottle glass can hold up to 750ml of wine. Perfect gift for a friend who needs something above average.

Get ready for some action with the…

Christmas Tree Vibrator (not so friendly)

Blueprints from the original 1947 patent
Blueprints from the original 1947 patent
 

Leo Smith, the inventor, firmly believed that the ornaments on a Christmas tree look much nicer when the tree vibrates. So he made a vibrating attachment for already decorated trees, which would result in a “pleasant two-dimensional vibration without interfering with the decorations.” He also thought the effect would be pleasing to both the eyes and ears, with the ornaments vibrating and brushing against the tree creating a rustling sound “similar to the sound of sleet falling on full snow”.

Wonder why it didn’t catch on.

Now it’s time for the hottest fashion in the season

The panda coat complete with hood and claws
The panda coat complete with hood and claws
 
Creepy Santa Sweater
Creepy Santa Sweater
 

There’s more to it than the horrible caption. Apparently once you download an app and choose the right animation, then slip your phone into the Velcro pocket inside this sweater, Santa’s eyes move, seemingly scanning the room in an eerie fashion. Ah, the wonders of technology… takes creepiness to whole new levels.

Bubble wrap Znoltan costume
Bubble wrap Znoltan costume
 

I have no idea why! Maybe it’s for… no, no idea.

Gary Ski Mask
Gary Ski Mask
 

These highly sought-after ski masks make great unconventional gifts for your ski buddies…and non-ski buddies!

The hottest sale of the season…

Edible Milk Chocolate iPad
Edible Milk Chocolate iPad
 

Gotcha!

But they make a sweet treat for your friends who have a serious relationship with the Apple Store.

How do you like your eggs… scrambled, fried or diced?

Egg Q-Ber
Egg Q-Ber
 

Let’s face it, who likes to have boiled eggs in the form of…well…eggs! What a ridiculous idea that would be! The Egg Q-Ber will give you a whole new perspective on your morning breakfast… or maybe even life itself!

Something for the camera geeks…

Black camera lens mug
Black camera lens mug
 

A very unique and thoughtful gift for your photo fanatic friends that is sure to bring a smile to their faces. Or yours, if you consider yourself somewhat of a photographer. It’s designed to look like a Canon EF 24-105mm camera lens with all the details of a regular camera lens and comes with a lid that doubles as a cute little cookie jar. Make sure you keep the real lens at a safe distance to avoid confusion or you’re going to have a BIG problem.

Bacon is in the air

Bacon Air Freshener Spray
Bacon Air Freshener Spray
 

Product description: Delicious bacon that flows through your house, apartment or car. Sounds too good to be true, but it’s 100% real, and it’s 100% Bacon. This Spray air freshener offers the plethora of greasy, crunchy, meaty bacon scents whenever and wherever you feel the world needs a refreshing spray of the greasy, crunchy bacon scent. Just remove the cap and spray!

A whole new light

The Grand Fir Flip Tree
The Grand Fir Flip Tree
 

For people who want to do things differently.

If you liked the Egg Q-Ber, you’ll love this one! This giant fir flipchart will make a great addition to your home. Easy to install and assemble and comes with beautiful white lights. The USP is that you can mount it sideways or even upside down to create a unique look.

That’s it for my list of the craziest things to do this Christmas. Don’t forget to check out this page on the best Christmas parties in India. I wish you all a Merry Christmas. Have fun and stay cheerful!

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